How To Get A Boyfriend ASAP💋

6 days ago
Super cringe but here are some pick-up lines that are guaranteed to work. Make sure to bring flashcards. (Turn subtitles on) INSTAGRAM ...

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fucking gross
if you were a vegetable, you would be a
CUTE-CUMBER
and i would eat you
i'm sexually
CORN-FUSED
(disapproval)
do you work at starbucks?
no
because I like y-
EXCUSE ME
cuz i like you
a LATTE
you're the worst
thats very comical
i hate myself a LATTE
thats reeeeeeeally comical
REEEEEEEALLLLY
comical
are you a beaver
(rudely interrupts)
are you a fucking beaver
probably
cuz
DAAAAAAM
you look like a beaver
o shit
rrrroasted
am i your grandma
my grandma's a beaver
cuz i
i've fallen and i can't get up
thats terrible
i have severe arthritis
call 911
are you a star
YA
.........
cuz your eyes are sparkling
(gets his first compliment ever)
and your forehead is really shiny
(checks forehead shine)
NEUTROGENA AD
whats happening
is that what you call my precious little baby
wtf
can i have a photo of you
you have like....... 500
cuz i wanna show santa claus
(rudely interrupts again)
can i have a photo of you
yah
i need something to jerk off to
wow same
send me a pic of your pu$$y
someone call the fucking police
(acknowledges dead cat)
(revives dead cat)
are you a magnet
yas im attractive
ARE YOU A MAGNET
oh my fucking god I'm a magnet
u sure
fucking fucking magnet
i need magnets
for my fridge
you better have a drivers license
I DO
cuz you are driving me
cray zee
OAWWH
also im a registered sex offender
can u not drive
i don't know be your first was, but I'm gonna be your last
cuz im gonna kill u
yes i DEEEED
i swear to god
you're an atheist
im egg-eggnostic
.....
thats not even a joke
i heard you like water
cuz then you'll like 70% of me
scientific joke
the other 30% of me is
WHUT
toxins
UHHG
do you have a youtube account?
no
cuz i just want YOU to put a TUBE in
inside
in me
inside of me
TOOB
HARD TO GET EDITION
are you from tennessee
cuz ur the only 10 i see
out of 100,000
THANK GOD
(disapproval)
do you wanna meet my parents
I've already met your mom
No, I don't wanna meet ur parents
who r u
WHO R U
well u can't
because they're dead
thats horrible
im gonna leave now
are u from europe
ya actually
EURO-piece of shiiit
(making things clear)
(making things even more clear)
are you a banker?
Yeah, actually I'm striving to kill myself
because you need to leave me a-LOAN
hows that a pick up line thats like a diss
R O A S T
are you my laundry?
no
you DURDY
cuz i need to fold you up
thats scary
(insecure about being my laundry)
cuz i don't wanna do you
if i could rearrange the alphabet
i would put K
K
KKK
theres only one K
(how people from tennessee communicate)
(asks for subscribers even though video was offensive)
cute-cumber
cute
cum on your back...
help